Christmas Eve!

It's Christmas Eve, that day that you want to just finish so that you can tuck into some presents, err, I mean family atmosphere, giving spirit and love *cough*.

I don't know about you but I always struggle to sleep Christmas Eve, and I can pretty much predict how tonight is going to go:

22:00 Christmas tomorrow! Presents tomorrow!

22:30 I should probably get to sleep now...

23:00 Any time now...

23:30 Any time now...

00:00 THIS ISN'T WORKING!!!

00:30 Still not working...

01:00 I feel something, maybe it’s sleep kicking in... No, I just farted.

01:30 This is all Santa’s fault, the big fat jolly scheming bastard.

02:00 I could totally knock myself out with that big plank of wood over there.

02:30 Worst. Idea. Ever.

03:00 Eurekah! Cough medicine makes you drowsy!

03:30 Uhhh... Suhuhbuhuple pah...

04:00 Coming down...

04:30 ...down...

05:00 ...and down some more...

05:30 Finally... Sleep...

06:00 CHRISTMAS!!!

06:01 Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. Presents. 

So my lovely readers, I hope you have a very merry Christmas Eve, and better luck than I do at sleeping!